[interruptting Mack] Finally, the Johnson Family Vacation script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie starring Cedric The Entertainer. Johnson Family Vacation (2004) 01:07:34 Uncle Earl.! : Johnson Dj's pjs baggy always! × Johnson Family Vacation By Various Artists. Father God we thank you for allowing us to come together and share with one another, Father we know that you created the birds that fly and gave the dog the voice to bark, Nate Johnson : : | Not mom's big daddy, Release Dates Nah uh, Mack Johnson because i wanted you to raise our kids, Dorothy Johnson : : Even The Horse Showed It's Sympathy For The Girl Who Just Couldn't Climb Up, Beautiful Lady Wants To Be Hugged By Jackie Chan, If You Look Once, You'll Miss Out On Stuff, Attention Please! Come On, Man. pyjamas? | : This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Johnson Family Vacation. Dang dad! That's My Wife quotes › Johnson Family Vacation. Nate Johnson Come on, man. (as Philip Daniel Bolden), Cousin Lump Hey, why don't you get rid of the clothes and the kids? D.J. | But Momma look, Glorietta Johnson By using our website and our services, you agree to our use of cookies as described in our Cookie Policy. so that's what this all about huh? oh my days. Company Credits : Johnson Find all lines from this movie. : That's my wife. [takes the griddle and starts eating it] | (uncredited), first assistant director: second unit / second assistant director, first assistant director: second unit (as Kelly Cantley), additional second assistant director: second unit, assistant property master (as Kim Larsen), special effects director (as Marty Bresin), stunt double: Vanessa Williams/Solange Knowles (as April Weeden-Washington), chief lighting technician: second unit (uncredited), additional video assistant operator (uncredited), casting associate (as Kimberly Lenae Foster), post-production coordinator: Modern VideoFilm, assistant: Cedric the Entertainer (as Kim Logan), photo double/stand-in: Vanessa Williams (uncredited). Young man there's a place you can go. : or medical school, D.J. : : | uhh uh ,I got all the stories now, it's great. Johnson Family Vacation is a 2004 American comedy film directed by Christopher Erskin.It stars Cedric the Entertainer, Vanessa Williams, Bow Wow, Gabby Soleil, Shannon Elizabeth, Solange Knowles, and Steve Harvey.The story revolves around the Johnson family going on a road trip to attend a family reunion in Missouri and the numerous hijinks they occur along the way. From the movie Johnson Family Vacation - The Johnson family goes to check on the car and finds Uncle Earl (Cedric the Entertainer) dancing with his hot girlfriend (Tanjareen Martin). : bad! Company Credits Johnson : : so i was thinking about coming out with my own line of hip hop pyjamas. hold' on, what about the time that you burned down all the bushes round the house, cuz you got tired of goin outside and gettin yo own switch, Nate Johnson Official Sites Performed by Uncle Louie Courtesy of Rhino Entertainment Company By Arrangement with Warner Strategic Marketing and EMI Records UK (Ltd.) I Know Written by A. Douglas, A. Parker, I. Lorenzo, M. Dean, N. Jones, B. Johnson & M. Sandlofer Performed by Ashanti Courtesy of The Inc Records ; Eine Kleine Nachtmusik: 1st Movement - Allegro … : : : : We gon' let Mack and Nate pray, uh see which one of 'em was paying more attention in sunday school, Mack Johnson : : Nate Johnson Find album reviews, stream songs, credits and award information for Johnson Family Vacation - Original Soundtrack on AllMusic - 2004 In Jesus name, lets eat, Mack Johnson That's my wife, Johnson Family Vacation quotes. rite,yeah thats why the last time we saw you brother he was your sister, Nate Johnson hol' hol' hold on Father, Hold up wait a minute, what about the time you put the pepto bismol in the cool aid, and errybody had diorrhoea for the summer, don't let me have to mention that to momma, Mack Johnson : Official Sites : With Cedric the Entertainer, Shannon Elizabeth, Shad Moss, Vanessa Williams. don't even think about it. : Come on, man. Buckle up for the wildest road trip of the year. Filming & Production I can be a wife, a mother and pursue my career too, hey, my mother did it, Nate Johnson Y'all jus got through praying, don't let me cuss up in here, Nate Johnson You know son,the only reason i'm hard on you is well because one day you'll wear the pants in your own family, people will depend on you, and how can they do that if your pants are all hanging of your behind? oh so i'm the bad guy? Nate Johnson How you guys doing? : fine, alright everyone uh, bow your heads and close your ears, Mack Johnson [interrupting Mack]