They go back to Lafayette's house, and just when things start to get interesting, the bozos from Hotshot start taking a bat to Lafayette's car. "It ain't right," he tells her. When Crystal comes to the door, she pretends not to know him. Well, Lafayette does, wailing on one of the guys, and the fact that Lafayette deals V happens to come out. Someone really should tell Laf that no one is allowed to be happy in that town. Jesus is not cool with that. Russell orders her to take him to the slave quarters and to kill him. Episode 7. Eric has been part of His Majesty’s inner circle for precisely five minutes, and already is privy to Russell’s grand plan for eventual world domination, his possible involvement with Hitler (they appear to have been on first name terms), and his centuries-long manipulation of the weres. But Joe Lee convinced her to keep him, because maybe the baby would turn out to be a a shifter too. ("I'll take Vengeance for $400, Alex.") How Hunt A Killer Expands the Blair Witch Universe with New Horror Game, Topps' Fright Flicks Cards: Where Horror and Comedy Collide, Best Horror Movies on Netflix: Scariest Films to Stream, Is It Wrong To Try To Pick Up Girls In A Dungeon? Oh, he is so delightfully insane. It’s good to have her back, so let’s hope it’s not too short lived, particularly considering she’s going to have to save Sookie at least once more, this time from the vile Lorena, last seen having a Sookie-flavoured morning snack. Subscribe now », Vicki Hyman | NJ Advance Media for NJ.com, the notorious head-turning sex scene from a few weeks back. Crystal gets upset. And they kiss. When Russell questions him about killing one of his werewolves, Eric gets defensive, and tells him that any self-respecting vampire would kill a Were if it dared attack him. The Were reluctantly lets her in, where Sookie is waiting. That would have been something." Russell wants to know what makes that light come out of her hands, and Sookie admits she doesn't know. And might sad too; he's turned into one of our favorite characters. "All I know it's something big, so if I were you, I wouldn't hurt me or anyone I care about.". Oh lord, does she. When Russell returns, Eric slaps a flirtatious grin on his face and leaves them to their business. After a bizarre attempt on Russell’s life leads to Bill’s removal and torture by the vile Lorena, Russell is free to spend a little quality time with his latest acquisition, Sookie. © 2020 Advance Local Media LLC. They bash him but good. Romantic. Tara gets him to untie her and tells him she wants to drink his blood tonight, so she can have amazing sex with him one more time as a human before he turns her into a vampire. During a fantastic exchange between the two, Russell reveals Bill’s Stackhouse dossier, which doesn’t seem to bother her anywhere as much as it should, not that His Majesty notices. Later, a bloodsoaked Bill and Lorena exchange recriminations. Microsoft may earn an Affiliate Commission if you purchase something through recommended links on this page. Spinoff! Dog-fighting circuit, maybe? It can only be True Blood…. I would have liked to have seen you smile, with light in your eyes instead of darkness. He wants to know what she is, because she sure ain't human. Russell tells Eric that they'll stop by Shreveport on their way back to Jackson. Which is just lovely, and when you think about it, not very sportsmanlike. Tara is making a run for the woods when Alcide catches up with her. When Sookie tells Lorena that if she kills Bill, Sookie will kill her, Lorena unleashes her fangs and tells her to try: "I would just love to rip you open and wear your ribcage ... as a hat. She says that she was in the circuit until her back wore out, and now it's Tommy's turn. He all but waggles his eyebrows. Jason promises to take care of her and they resume kissing, but Crystal smells something and says she has to go. “Hard-Hearted Hannah” (Season 2, Episode 6) True Blood never played it safe, and this was the episode that proved it never would.