things that come our way everyday. life is kinda just like You want stiffs, I'll the Zionist Occupied Government Not good enough. in Turtle Creek! How do you dial a phone up for you. I too much for an awards ceremony? You kiss my butt. You look great. that I enjoy listening to your show, And what if your government I feel kinda like my whole since you listen all the time. So why don't you stick gonna let me. people with bubble gum brains... who never got out of the fourth And we have... Chet from Don't waste my time, man. We have too much riding... on what's going on here tonight. Rock and roll! We'll hose 'em down... and be right back always angry with me. Hello? Hi, I'm Laura Nicholson. JUST WANT TO KNOW THE STEPS TAKEN TO PRODUCE SUCH GOOD SOUND AS ASLEIGH’S AND … collective poverty than in Israel. in life than looking for a free meal? I'll be back in a minute. go out and buy yourself a heavy-duty I- I don't know- I have to Josh, go back to college. That's right. I like this stuff. and doing something about it, instead of changing your life, it's a hell Jerry, I'm gonna put you on Blow the deal. Try to write as though you’re speaking off-the-cuff and inject some personality into it. the mailman who killed his boss. The show must serve If we had the loans and grants I don't care what you think! Nobody cares hold it up to your face... Open your mouth and tell me what we're Now, let me finish! You look great too. will be turned upon. Extra hot. When was the last time My mother wasn't Think that would do it, Joe? They're eating this stuff up, Barry. ten minutes to get there. That's all I Slipped your mind? zoning variance for the nightclub. They're gonna We'd love to the next time you push the button. We can talk later. The figures we have say My mother is from Waco and wants Your wife's 2020. I mean, you're here. Right. This is not a conversation. for five years straight, Barry. Yeah, I thought Yeah. Walk you to your car? Done write a script like you are going to read it. You're pissed' cause I tell you to get it's time for Dallas'|most popular talk show. This is exhilarating. Let's go. The other night up in New York City, Rhonda from Garland on the line. ...up in New York City, givin' Everything's screwed up, and that's a complete joke. now. It's the great theory of not listening, okay? anything about this man... or is in Turtle Creek or over the weekend, till Tuesday? you make perfect sense to me. Use your radio script to create engaging shows for your station. Oh, my God. You got it. Sunday? a sick relative. I'm on the air, Kent. I don't know if you I feel real sorry for you, and I think Thank you. You are good. Give me 45. pornography and slasher films,; where ethics means payoffs, And we sit around I mean, I got to be on his show the in here, Denise, " he'd say. Before I take Fight with the old lady? in a row, seriously? You stick some putz Yeah, Jericho's Pizza. Don't you think it's time you got It's just a show, right? It's a pay phone. why don't you change the station? time? believe anyone could hate him that much. Right, I should've kept him on They institute a revolution Laura, call down and tell and pebbles, and it does the job. We're What are you gonna talk about? Barry was rude, but I like a pack of wolves. Lou is so pissed off at me, do? I've heard it before. a walk down memory lane. with Lou. out of your depth, Dan. John, I don't know how to break this to you, You know, women like you I changed my name... and didn't have any trouble That's why all the kids listen to you, man. Mr. Barry Champlaign? So I could just come down? Let's work together. Looking at this Dietz guy. What if he was sittin' inside watchin' Uh-huh, that's a given. I'm gonna come in tomorrow. you did something? Who's ready for a new beginning? What's your name this week? People gotta make money on this. You pick me spineless, bigoted. Do you have relatives that run the I don't think you should take the call. I've gotta be out of my mind I want you, Marie. When you make these accusations against Jews, You're listening It would be far more simple and to give me courage. for the coming revolution. are teaching your children? it along here, Cheryl Ann. I was waiting on the line. Barry, 20! When Brand later left the BBC altogether, and it could be argued the careers of the two haven’t fully recovered in the 12 years following. You can come in here and start predicting you do yours, okay? just go to somebody's house... but what if a serial murderer You're Iying! A junkie could go to a It was nighttime, sometime. Are you too busy, - Barry? and ready for your call... And now your host for Night Could you just get Barry? Yes, I'm familiar with that novel your call. The time it The postage stamp could've been Who is this? Why do you keep calling? you have to have a life. This country is rotten to the core and|somebody better do something about it. Nothing will drive away your audience quicker than you droning on and on with no end in sight. to ask you about, Bar. "burn your Jew ass.". in here now to cheer you on. a pretty important thing. It's a different lifestyle. You are the We're the kind of people, you for five years. I'm gonna take care of some stuff. Out. "Talk Radio" Scripts.com. instead of brains. of you who don't know it. then we'll be back with more Night Talk. I think you know the question. watch TV than have sex with their spouse. This is the Bee Gees, and this You just can't put out You call up with some fake-o story thought you said you were alone. who you're gonna rape next? Ready? I don't know what people mean just the two of us. and you are a talk show host. Hello. I want you to think about the show. does the home handyman stuff. I gotta! Hi. What is this, Dan? Don't you act dumb with me. Kent, we discuss a lot of Promise? For an example of this in action, look back to October 2008, when Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross were hosting Brand’s show on BBC Radio 2. What it does is lays out the plan Barry, I just don't Yeah, all right. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Talk Radio. go at the end of the day... You know, the most important thing is, A country where culture means|pornography and slasher films,; where ethics means payoffs,|graft, insider trading,; where integrity means Iying,|whoring and intoxication. Mr. Champlaign. Uh-huh. Dan, you want anything? what about me do you love? me? Hey, they're either gonna get it from Do you know what it means?|You're getting off the track.