In the old country, we used to string caviar. My husband has a pernundel on his car, too. Maitre d': What, may I ask, did you do with the last one you had? You just dropped a nail in one of my hotcakes. She couldn't get a passport. Lisa Douglas: Oliver, why is it that every time I say I go back to New York unless you fix up this place, I never go and you never fix it. We all want to save face. It tastes kinda like a hairy vodka. Eb Dawson: Mr. Haney used to have his hanging up on the wall. Lisa Douglas: When you married me you knew that I couldn't cook, I couldn't sew, and I couldn't keep house. Me give you Indian name: Lo Tomato Ho. Green Acres is an American sitcom starring Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor as a couple who move from New York City to a country farm. Oliver Wendell Douglas: That doesn't make sense! Thank you for the kind words about the website. Company Credits If you're worried about it showing... Eustace Charleton Haney: It can be covered with this matching mink car coat. Fred Ziffel: Better sit down, Newt. But in the 1965, when the sitcom first aired on CBS it was an original idea, and a colorful plot. Also emeralds. Eb Dawson: I never saw your marriage certificate. Lisa Douglas: [to Oliver] Boy, what a grouch! Fred Ziffel: Well, I'll drink to that, but not the rest of it. [laughs]. We're gonna have to clear this land together. Mister Dillman: Now, today we are going to examine the Austro-Hungarian monarchy. Eustace Charleton Haney: Or, "Siggy Baby" as Marie Antoinette used to call him. That's how we're going to get you off. Oliver Wendell Douglass: Gentlemen, I'm surprised at you. TV Kiddie Show Host: Sure, I remember that kid, he had on the most realistic looking pig costume I've ever seen. I'm an attorney. Oliver Wendell Douglas: Can I ask you something? Trivia: Tom Lester made up the story of Arnold the Piggy being eaten on the final day of filming. Fred Ziffel: Oh, has he got a nighttime show, too? And while Lisa struggles with cooking terrible hotcake after terrible hotcake and sewing, the glamorous wife somehow finds her way of assimilating into the quirky, off-the-wall community. My name's Who-the. Clerk: [shuffles some blue cards] Ah, yes, yes, here we are: Oscar Mendell McDoogal. How does this sound? Whatever Became Of: Jay North of "Dennis the Menace"? [rolls his eyes]. I love it when you drop over here of an afternoon for coffee and girl talk. They're goin' around to all the farms in the valley collectin' chicken feathers! And Mr. Ziffel's donatin' the tar! [Executive Producer credit appears on screen] Oliver! Quotes.net. Arnold is next. I'm, eh Hank Kimball, your County Agent. "Lisa: "Times Square! Fred Ziffel: [angry when Arnold the Pig begins to bark] Did you hear that? Diller Fangworth: That ain't a proper answer. Because if he loves you, you can get away with murder. Lisa Douglas: We're not having any hotscakes this morning. Oliver Wendell Douglas: Oh. Change ), after learning Oliver and Lisa are going to be out-of-town for a few days, Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window), Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window), Undercover Boss of O'Neil Clothing Offered Weed, Checkers Boss Closes Store On the Spot.