He takes a good look at it and sees tiny grinded up pieces of Jerktonium in it). Patchy the Pirate: Oh!, Hi, Kids!, I'm Patchy the Pirate!, and This is My Parrot, Potty! SpongeBob: Time to check the mail. Merry Christmas! It's just a bit of fun. He was jolly and he had a beard. Potty: No, Patchy, the directions to the North Pole are in the song, "There Goes Santa Claus." He appears to be parodying S.D. It's all that's Hee-haw! Scene fades to SpongeBob’s house]. SpongeBob: (Singing) Ladadadadadadadada!, Dadadadadadada!, Ladadadadadadadada!, Dadadadada! He was so nice Squidward... Squidward: Well, at least it's over. It’s just a dream. SpongeBob here! I am ready! SpongeBob: You know you're starting to act like Squidward. This thing is as good as a blank check direct from the First Santa: O.K., boys, let's give Plankton what he deserves. You can help The Parody Wiki by expanding it. SpongeBob, Patrick, SpongeBob's Friends, and The Nickelodeon Characters: (Cheering). I have to end it! Squidward: Uhh, right, just a second. Squidward: (Singing) Go Away Before I Harm Your Bodily! Patrick: He Wears A Beard on His Chin, A Red Dress on His Body, and A Hat on His Head! Can there be a Christmas under the sea? Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to get access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. SpongeBob: C'mon, Squidward. SpongeBob, Patrick, SpongeBob's Friends, and The Nickelodeon Characters: Hi, Santa! Who's there? SpongeBob: You See Our Last Clue?, Where? Haha. (they wait and wait and then one of the jellyfish jars break on SpongeBob’s head), Patrick: Never trust a genie. Hee-haw! Next! SpongeBob: Oh!, Sounds Like Somebody's At My Door! Merry Christmas! SpongeBob: (Singing) Sit Down in Our Thinking Chair and Think... SpongeBob's Friends and The Nickelodeon Characters: (Singing) Think! Citizens: Oh, c'mon. Cool your jets there, son. Santa: No buts about it. Boy: We're Decorating The Tree!, We Have to Put Ornaments and Lights Around The Tree! Plankton: You know what? SpongeBob: Oh gosh, what do I do now? (Sandy plugs in christmas lights) Fire! Potty! Patrick: Oh Boy!, Wow, SpongeBob!, You're House is Decorated for Christmas! Mr. Krabs: So, We're Trying to Figure Out Who's Coming for The Holidays! From the top! SpongeBob: Hey, Plankton! [A mail truck drives through the mountain range. (laughing at SpongeBob). That's a song! Anthony: They will come when it strikes one. He appears to be parodying S.D. [The exterior of Patchy's house is shown. (he screams), Patchy: Oh, hi kids. Stand back, Sandy, fire! SpongeBob's Friends: (Singing) I Wanna Wish You A Merry Christmas! SpongeBob: No. [Hands him the Krabby Patty formula] Here you go, Sheldon, I believe this is what you asked for. It is Christmas Eve and it is time for work. SpongeBob: Yeah! SpongeBob: We Need Something to Play Blue's Clues! Nickelodeon Characters: (Singing) I Wanna Wish You A Merry Christmas! SpongeBob: Uh-huh. (throws Noivern's Pokéball) Come on out, Noivern! (we see Potty is now incredibly fat. Patchy: I don't see no fork. Patchy the Pirate: Oh!, Thanks, Potty!, and We Hope You Like The Story, Too!, Me and Potty Have to Go!, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!, Bye-Bye! Patchy the Pirate: (Reading) Once Upon A Time, Bikini Bottom Lives In Under The Sea!, One Day, SpongeBob's House Lives Under The Sea Too!, His Name Was SpongeBob SquarePants! Fish 5: Merry Christmas, Frankie. Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube. This article is a stub. SpongeBob: I Don't Know, Patrick!, Do You Guys Know Which Way Blue Went? This is the best thing i have ever gotten. Perfect! Steve: Oh!, Well, What Do You Mean?, How are You Different? (pulls out an R2D2 robot toy) Can you deliver this R2D2 robot toy to her, please? Sounds good. Chorus: (singing) We do believe in Christmas throughout the year! Green Tower of Blocks: Cause I'm Different!